Thailand, especially Bangkok, is known for its red light district (the Patpong District). What I didn't know, was that the island of Koh Samui is also known for its prostitution, and that nearly 75% of all prostitutes are actually men. And boy, are they aggressive!
Debbie and I arrived on Koh Samui and walked down the main strip. We stopped to read a menu outside a nice looking restaurant. During the read, my attention was drawn to a racket behind me. Curiously, I turned around to see two girls dressed in typical Muay Thai kick boxing uniforms, giving me the blow-job sign from a second floor bar called Mosquito Bar. Odd name because I don't think they sucked blood.
I giggled and told Debbie. When she turned around, they gave her the same signal! I think they either wanted her to send me upstairs, or maybe they were actually men and wanted it from her! Either way, neither one of us were going to indulge.
A day or so later, a group of us were walking past a bar with several ladies out front when one of them grabbed my arm and tried to pull me in. Debbie was just behind me and said "no, no, no! He's mine."
To which the prostitute replied, "I just kidding. Just kidding! Happy time!" It was quite funny and we all laughed, including Debbie and the prostitute.
Then, Debbie and Steph were getting ready to pose for a photo while sipping a fruity tropical drink on a patio bar when a couple of "ladies" walked behind them. Thinking quickly--which was a stretch after sitting in the sun all day and working on my second large Chang beer--I zoomed the camera in and took a photo. Upon quick inspection, they look like female prostitues. Then if you zoom in, you'll notice the girl on the left has sasquatch feet about size 11, the makings of an adam's apple and she may or may not have been glad to see me if you know what I mean.
I've done you the pleasure of zooming, cropping and resizing the picture to focus on the gigantic package, feet and Adam's apple.
They were coming out the Na Na Bar. Notice the sign above it. At least that one is almost subtle. We found another bar that, in big white letters across the door, a sign that clearly said "No Condoms Required." Yikes. Could have been false advertising. Maybe there weren't a brothel and therefore condoms aren't required. Maybe suggested for your cleanliness and comfort, but not required.
I'll tell you about our adventures actually in the Bangkok red light district later.
3 comments:
I hear Aerosmith: "Dude looks like a lady!"
The one on the left looks like s/he is on his/her way to play hockey...wearing a cup.
If the one was a dude, the other was probably a dude as well..
so if we're doing lyrics...
"Holly came from miami f.l.a.
Hitch-hiked her way across the u.s.a.
Plucked her eyebrows on the way
Shaved her leg and then he was a she
She says, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side
Said, hey honey, take a walk on the wild side"
YH: I was thinking more like the song Lola or the Crying Game would be more appropriate.
I like how their coming out of the Na Na bar, with the condom sign directly above. I wonder who got the 'big surprise'?
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